Mood: Ready for the weekend!!
The Peanut Countdown: 174 days.
POD:
Too too cute.
What a day. Or rather, what a week! I'm exhausted and ready for some good ole' fashioned nothing.
Ok, can someone please explain something... and honestly, I would pay serious cold hard cash to anyone able to really explain this major scientific phenomenon to me. How is it that, somehow, everytime I go into the women's restroom at work and walk into the stall, there is what suspiciously looks like PEE on the toilet seat???! What kind of crazy acrobatics are my co-workers doing in there that result on PEE falling onto the toilet? I truly do not understand the physics behind this. I get it with men. They're dirty, disgusting, and have a horrible sense of aim. But women, I hate to break it to you, but there ain't a whole lotta aim involved! Just sit, or squat, and do your thing. Keep it in the bowl!!!!
For the millionth week in a row, I made the same mistake I make every Friday. I picked up the Palo Alto Daily and as I opened it, I thought "oh, I'm just going to see what houses are for sale, just for fun". It's depressing! No, I'm sorry, we don't have an extra $4M lying around to buy a 2bd/1ba house in East Palo Alto. Ok fine, I'm exaggerating, but not by much.
Daily Dose of Lubna: Just ready to get out of here and get on with the fun!
The Peanut Countdown: 174 days.
POD:
Too too cute.
What a day. Or rather, what a week! I'm exhausted and ready for some good ole' fashioned nothing.
Ok, can someone please explain something... and honestly, I would pay serious cold hard cash to anyone able to really explain this major scientific phenomenon to me. How is it that, somehow, everytime I go into the women's restroom at work and walk into the stall, there is what suspiciously looks like PEE on the toilet seat???! What kind of crazy acrobatics are my co-workers doing in there that result on PEE falling onto the toilet? I truly do not understand the physics behind this. I get it with men. They're dirty, disgusting, and have a horrible sense of aim. But women, I hate to break it to you, but there ain't a whole lotta aim involved! Just sit, or squat, and do your thing. Keep it in the bowl!!!!
For the millionth week in a row, I made the same mistake I make every Friday. I picked up the Palo Alto Daily and as I opened it, I thought "oh, I'm just going to see what houses are for sale, just for fun". It's depressing! No, I'm sorry, we don't have an extra $4M lying around to buy a 2bd/1ba house in East Palo Alto. Ok fine, I'm exaggerating, but not by much.
Daily Dose of Lubna: Just ready to get out of here and get on with the fun!
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